Donut Eggplant Funny Romantic Card

"Eggplant Meets Donut Card"

Say it without saying it. This cheeky little number uses everyone's favorite coded emojis to send a message that says, not safe for Sunday brunch with grandma. Whether it's Valentine's Day, a flirt-fueled birthday, or just your standard Tuesday thirst trap, this card brings all the suggestive sass without a single word.

Front Design: An eggplant. A donut. No explanation needed. (And none given.)

Inside: Blank - like your shame. Customize to your own level of inappropriateness.

 

Card Details

• Printed on premium, heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock

• Folded size: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2)

• Includes a matching A2 envelope

• Wrapped in a compostable sleeve

• Ships in a sturdy, eco-friendly mailer so your spicy message arrives safely

Why You'll Love It

• Doesn't beat around the bush (pun 100% intended)

• Great for flirty friends, spicy partners, or emotionally available sneaky links

• Sarcastic, graphic, and wordlessly iconic

• One card, a thousand dirty interpretations

• Eco-friendly AND horny? You're doing amazing, sweetie.

Because nothing says “I care" quite like produce and pastries making suggestive eye contact.