70s Music No Money in This Card | Funny Birthday Card

Some birthday cards contain money.

This is not one of them.

Instead, your lucky recipient gets something arguably more valuable: a beautifully made greeting card and the crushing realization that the suspiciously flat envelope was, in fact, a warning.

A funny birthday card for friends, siblings, partners, coworkers, grown kids, parents, and anyone who still gives a birthday envelope a hopeful little shake before opening it.

Blank inside—because the rest of the performance is yours.