“Too Old to Tweet on Facebook” Funny Birthday Card

Welcome to that magical age where the social media platforms have changed names, the slang makes no sense, and somehow you’re expected to keep up.

A sarcastic birthday card for anyone caught in that awkward generational middle ground—not quite ancient, but definitely old enough to remember when Facebook required a college email address.

Blank inside for a message they’ll hopefully understand without Googling it.

Part of our OK Boomer! Collection — nostalgic humor for people who remember life before Wi-Fi and aren’t afraid to laugh about getting older. Created by Boomers, for Boomers (and the people who love giving them a hard time).