Freud and Jung - Funny Birthday Card

When a regular “Happy Birthday” just won’t cut it, let two of the greatest minds in psychology deliver the punchline. Freud may have issues, Jung may have archetypes, but together they’ve got your friend’s aging process all figured out. Perfect for the birthday human who appreciates brainy humor, dad jokes with depth, or just enjoys a good psychological pun.

Details (because Freud would say the devil’s in the details):

• A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") – the perfect size for slipping into the subconscious.

• Blank inside — so you can project all your deepest thoughts (or just “HBD”).

• Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock. (That’s double-thick — Freud would call it repression, we call it quality.)

• Comes with a matching envelope — because even Jung liked a neat package.

• Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-friendly, not ego-friendly).

• Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (save the planet while you save face).

The perfect therapy for any birthday existential crisis.