Funny "All Aboard the Party Ship Card" Birthday card, new job card, congratulations card

Ahoy, birthday legend!

This retro sailor-pinup is here to blow the whistle and launch the festivities—because it’s THEIR day! Whether your recipient is turning 25 or 95, this card sails in with full glamour, cheeky charm, and zero chill.

Part of our Sass-phisticated Greetings collection—vintage glamour meets modern sarcasm, pairing fabulous faces from the past with the things we’re all thinking now.

Blank inside so you can shout or whisper your love, sailor-style.