Funny "Statistics Birthdays are Good For You" Birthday Card, funny card

Because sometimes, the truth really is that stupid.

This birthday card delivers hard facts with a wink and a side-eye. Perfect for your friend who’s getting older but still clinging to their stats like they’re on the Forbes list. Great for science nerds, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who’s suspiciously good at mental gymnastics.

Part of our OK Boomer! Collection — nostalgic humor for people who remember life before Wi-Fi and aren’t afraid to laugh about getting older. Created by Boomers, for Boomers (and the people who love giving them a hard time).