“The Boxer” Funny Simon & Garfunkel-Inspired Card

Knocked down? Cut up? Ready to dramatically announce “I am leaving!”?

A funny tribute to The Boxer for music lovers who have taken a few hits but, somehow, are still standing. Perfect for encouragement, breakups, retirement, quitting a job—or your overly dramatic friend who has been “leaving” for the last 45 minutes.

Blank inside for whatever remains to be said.