Classic Heavy Metal Funny Card for Birthday, Anniversary, Friendship

Flowers wilt. Chocolates disappear. But Ozzie is forever. Biting the head off a bat? Now that’s devotion.

A wonderfully unhinged card for Ozzy fans, metalheads, rock lovers, best friends, and anyone who deserves a slightly alarming declaration of affection.

Blank inside for your own batshit-crazy words of devotion.