Funny "Sorry I'm Old and Don't Like to Go Out" Birthday Card for Gen X, Baby Boomers, Rude & Sarcastic Birthday Card, Thinking of You

Plans sounded good when they were hypothetical.

A painfully relatable card for introverts, homebodies, tired adults, and anyone who has reached the glorious stage of life where staying home is the plan.

Blank inside—because texting would have required even less effort.