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Obligatory Birthday Card

Obligatory Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00 USD
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Because nothing says “I remembered” like the absolute bare minimum.

Front Message:
Obligatory Birthday Card.

Inside:

Blank. (What more do you want from me?)

- Perfect for your sibling, coworker, or that friend who texts “HBD” and considers it heartfelt
- Dry humor? Check. Minimal effort? Double check.
- This card does what it needs to do—no more, no less

Part of our OK Boomer! Collection — nostalgic humor for people who remember life before Wi-Fi and aren’t afraid to laugh about getting older. Created by Boomers, for Boomers (and the people who love giving them a hard time).

Dimensions

4.25" x 5.5"

Materials


120 lb hand-cut white cardstock

Premium white envelope — acid-free, archival, FSC & SFI fiber-sourcing certified

Compostable cellophane sleeve

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