Rasputin Birthday Occasion Card

"Happy Birthday. If the last year didn’t kill you, nothing will!"

Rasputin survived poison, stabbing, drowning, and about a hundred assassination attempts. So if you’ve made it through another year, congratulations — you’re basically indestructible. This card is the ultimate mix of morbid humor and birthday cheer, perfect for friends with a twisted sense of humor.

Part of the "Wiser Than You" Collection featuring history-inspired, darkly humorous greeting cards blending famous figures with modern sarcasm. Designed for customers who appreciate wit, edge, and a little intellectual mischief.