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Funny "5 Stars Would Sex Again" Dirty Card, Romantic Card, Thinking of You, I Love You

Funny "5 Stars Would Sex Again" Dirty Card, Romantic Card, Thinking of You, I Love You

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Five stars. Strong performance. Would absolutely repeat.

For the relationship that has moved beyond poetry, candlelight, and pretending you don't know exactly what you're both thinking. This hilariously inappropriate five-star review card gets straight to the point.

Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, birthdays, spouses, partners, or simply reminding someone that they still have excellent customer satisfaction ratings.

Dimensions

4.25" x 5.5"

Materials


120 lb hand-cut white cardstock

Premium white envelope — acid-free, archival, FSC & SFI fiber-sourcing certified

Compostable cellophane sleeve

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