“Old Age and Treachery” Funny Birthday Card for Her

Youth may have energy, optimism, and functioning knees. But experience knows how to fight dirty.

A fabulously snarky birthday card for best friends, sisters, moms, coworkers, or any gloriously seasoned woman who knows getting older just means getting craftier.

Part of our Sass-phisticated Greetings collection—vintage glamour meets modern sarcasm, pairing fabulous faces from the past with the things we’re all thinking now.

Blank inside for your own deviously well-aged birthday wishes.