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"Baby Don't Hertz Me" - Funny Romantic Card, Anniversary Card, Dark Humor
"Baby Don't Hertz Me" - Funny Romantic Card, Anniversary Card, Dark Humor
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"What is love? Baby don’t Hertz me…"
Science puns + 90s nostalgia = the ultimate love card. Featuring physicist Heinrich Hertz, this card is nerdy, hilarious, and guaranteed to get a laugh from your partner, lab mate, or pun-loving friend. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just reminding someone that love shouldn’t sting.
Part of the "Wiser Than You" Collection featuring history-inspired, darkly humorous greeting cards blending famous figures with modern sarcasm. Designed for customers who appreciate wit, edge, and a little intellectual mischief.
Dimensions
Dimensions
4.25" x 5.5"
Materials
Materials
120 lb hand-cut white cardstock
Premium white envelope — acid-free, archival, FSC & SFI fiber-sourcing certified
Compostable cellophane sleeve
