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Eye Exam "You Are F---ing Old" Funny Birthday Card, Card for Old People, Over the Hill, Rude Birthday Card

Eye Exam "You Are F---ing Old" Funny Birthday Card, Card for Old People, Over the Hill, Rude Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00 USD
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No fine print. No sugarcoating. The eye exam has spoken.

A brutally funny birthday card for friends, siblings, partners, or anyone whose eyesight—and tolerance for birthday bullshit—may not be what it used to be.

Blank inside, assuming they can still read your handwriting.

Dimensions

4.25" x 5.5"

Materials


120 lb hand-cut white cardstock

Premium white envelope — acid-free, archival, FSC & SFI fiber-sourcing certified

Compostable cellophane sleeve

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