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"Maybe Swearing Will Help" Funny Card, Hang in There, Sympathy Card

"Maybe Swearing Will Help" Funny Card, Hang in There, Sympathy Card

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When life hands you lemons, scream profanities into the void. This card is for those moments when positive vibes just won’t cut it. Whether your bestie is rage-quitting their job, surviving another Monday, or just enduring the hellscape we call adulthood, this card delivers the cathartic cursing they deserve.

Blank — so you can add your own tirade or just a heart emoji. Either works.

Dimensions

4.25" x 5.5"

Materials


120 lb hand-cut white cardstock

Premium white envelope — acid-free, archival, FSC & SFI fiber-sourcing certified

Compostable cellophane sleeve

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