"Fruit of the Tomb" Funny Card, Happy Birthday, Just Because Card

Because aging gracefully is overrated.

Front reads:
“Congratulations!”
You’ve reached that age where your underwear tag now reads, “Fruit of the Tomb.”

Perfect for anyone celebrating a birthday with more candles than friends left standing. Whether it’s for your dad, aunt, friend, or coworker who still uses AOL, this card delivers premium sass with a side of mortuary chic.