“You’ll Always Be My Friend — You Know Too Much” Funny Best Friend Card

Some friendships are built on love and loyalty. Others are held together by mutually assured destruction.

A wickedly funny card for best friends, sisters, lifelong friends, partners-in-crime, or anyone who has accumulated far too much incriminating information to ever be allowed to leave.

Part of our Sass-phisticated Greetings collection—vintage glamour meets modern sarcasm, pairing fabulous faces from the past with the things we’re all thinking now.

Blank inside for anything you’re willing to put in writing.