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Funny Big Cake Energy – Theodore Roosevelt Birthday Card
Funny Big Cake Energy – Theodore Roosevelt Birthday Card
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Teddy Roosevelt once said, “Speak softly and carry a big stick.” But when it’s your birthday? You yell about it. With frosting. This bold and booming card features the Rough Rider himself doing what any true leader would do: wielding a cake like it's statecraft.
Perfect for the friend who storms into every room like it’s a campaign rally, lives for dramatic entrances, or just really, really loves cake. (Bonus: pairs well with yelling, marching bands, and uninvited karaoke.)
Part of the "Wiser Than You" Collection featuring history-inspired, darkly humorous greeting cards blending famous figures with modern sarcasm. Designed for customers who appreciate wit, edge, and a little intellectual mischief.
Dimensions
Dimensions
4.25" x 5.5"
Materials
Materials
120 lb hand-cut white cardstock
Premium white envelope — acid-free, archival, FSC & SFI fiber-sourcing certified
Compostable cellophane sleeve
