Funny Eye Exam "You Are F---ing Old" Birthday Card

Finally, a birthday card that tells it exactly like it is — with the subtlety of an eye exam and the vocabulary of a sailor. This chart spells out what we’re all thinking: You are f*cking gold. Happy birthday. Time to get your eyes checked and feel amazing.

Front Text:
YOU ARE F*CKING GOLD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (in case they missed it at the bottom)

Inside:
Blank — because sometimes bold visuals say it all.