“You Attention-Grabbing Whore” Funny Rude Birthday Card

Another birthday, another shameless excuse to make the entire day about you. As it should be.

A fabulously inappropriate birthday card for best friends, sisters, girlfriends, or any magnificent attention seeker who knows how to make an entrance.

Part of our Sass-phisticated Greetings collection—vintage glamour meets modern sarcasm, pairing fabulous faces from the past with the things we’re all thinking now.

Blank inside for your own equally inappropriate birthday wishes.