“Five Bucks If They’re Dirty” Funny Rude Friendship Card

Your thoughts are worth a penny. Your dirty thoughts, however, deserve premium pricing.

A cheeky card for best friends, sisters, girlfriends, partners, or anyone whose mind routinely wanders somewhere it probably shouldn’t.

Part of our Sass-phisticated Greetings collection—vintage glamour meets modern sarcasm, pairing fabulous faces from the past with the things we’re all thinking now.

Blank inside for your own thoughts worth at least five bucks.