Retro PinUp "Smarty Pants" Card

I can't decide which pants to wear today… Smarty or fancy?

Frankly, this feels like a false choice.

A funny vintage-inspired card for smart women, sassy friends, sisters, coworkers, and anyone perfectly capable of being clever and fabulous simultaneously.

Perfect for friendship, birthdays, congratulations, encouragement, coworker wins, or those completely ordinary occasions when someone needs to be reminded that they're kind of a big deal.

Part of our Sass-phisticated Greetings Collection — vintage-inspired cards pairing old-school glamour with thoroughly modern sarcasm. Pretty on the outside, delightfully inappropriate on purpose.