Funny Card "What I Would Do Without Coffee - Jail Time" Card for Any Occasion

Because without caffeine, you’re just one minor inconvenience away from a felony.

Whether it’s for your over-caffeinated coworker, your under-caffeinated spouse, or you (yes, you)—this card says what we’re all thinking before 9am.

Whether it’s bad news, a breakup, job loss, or just another Tuesday in late-stage capitalism, “Well… Shit.” covers it with tasteful typography and just enough sass to make someone laugh through the tears.