Funny - Thinking of You @$$hole Card, Birthday, All Occasion

At first glance, it's tender.
Cosmic.
Almost spiritual.

And then you open it.

This card is for the friend who appreciates a little astrology, a little destiny, and a lot of well-earned sarcasm. It starts sweet and ends exactly where it should - honest, funny, and just unhinged enough to feel personal.

Perfect for birthdays, existential reflection, or anyone who enjoys being complimented and roasted in the same breath.

Front Message:

The stars were perfectly aligned on the day you were born.

Discrete Message: (The stars spell out @$$hole in the sky)

Details:

• A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

• Blank inside

• Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# cardstock

• Includes matching envelope

• Packaged in a compostable protective sleeve

• Ships in a biodegradable, recycled mailer

• Designed and printed by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts

Occasions:

Birthday |Astrology Lovers | Dark Humor | Just Because | Existential Laughs