Sarcastic Birthday Card “The Stars Were Perfectly Aligned"

At first glance, it's tender.
Cosmic.
Almost spiritual.

And then you open it.

This card is for the friend who appreciates a little astrology, a little destiny, and a lot of well-earned sarcasm. It starts sweet and ends exactly where it should — honest, funny, and just unhinged enough to feel personal.

Perfect for birthdays, existential reflection, or anyone who enjoys being complimented and roasted in the same breath.

Front Message:

The stars were perfectly aligned on the day you were born.

Discrete Message: (The stars spell out b*tch in the sky)