“You Deserve a Rampage!” Funny Retro Gamer Birthday Card

It’s your birthday. Property damage is practically expected.

A nostalgic birthday card for retro gamers, 80s kids, arcade fans, and anyone who remembers the particular joy of stomping through pixelated cities and causing complete digital chaos.

Perfect for a birthday that deserves a little old-school arcade mayhem.

Blank inside for your own high-scoring birthday wishes.