Goonie - Mouth Translates Happy Birthday Card

Inside says:

“La mota vienen en primer cajona. La coca y la rapidez vienen en Segundo. La heroina en el debajo. Simpre hay que separa las Drogas. Happy Birthday!”

(Translation: “The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.”)

SIZE: 4.25" x 5.5" [A2]

PAPER: 120 lb hand-cut white card stock

ENVELOPE: Premium White Envelope (Acid-free, archival, and FSC & SFI Fiber-Sourcing certified)

PACKAGING: Compostable cellophane sleeve 

SHIPPING: Biodegradable mailer

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