Henry Ford "Yearly Review: Barely Passed, But Still Breathing" – Sarcastic End-of-Year Card, Birthday Card

Celebrate another trip around the sun with the kind of encouragement only a clipboard-wielding disappointment in human form can provide. This end-of-year card delivers a brutal performance review—because what says "congrats" quite like being reminded your efficiency is a “D” but hey, you’re still functioning.

Perfect for exhausted coworkers, burnout buddies, or anyone you love enough to roast just a little.

Part of the "Wiser Than You" Collection featuring history-inspired, darkly humorous greeting cards blending famous figures with modern sarcasm. Designed for customers who appreciate wit, edge, and a little intellectual mischief.