Romantic Funny "Always On Top Of You" Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Birthday Card

I promise to always be by your side. Or on top of you. Or behind you. Or under you.

Romance is about commitment. And apparently flexibility.

A cheeky love card for couples who have been together long enough to skip the poetry and get to the important stuff. Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, birthdays, weddings, spouses, partners, or a completely inappropriate Tuesday.