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Funny Birthday Card "You Dirty Pirate Hooker!" | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Adult Humor Birthday | Inconceivable Cards

Funny Birthday Card "You Dirty Pirate Hooker!" | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Adult Humor Birthday | Inconceivable Cards

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Not all birthday wishes are meant to be respectful.
Some are meant to be legendary.

This wildly inappropriate (and deeply affectionate) birthday card is perfect for best friends, partners, and anyone who appreciates aggressive compliments and chaotic love. Not for coworkers. Probably not for your mom. Definitely for that friend.

Dimensions

5.5" x 4.25"

Materials


120 lb hand-cut white cardstock

Premium white envelope — acid-free, archival, FSC & SFI fiber-sourcing certified

Compostable cellophane sleeve

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