Funny Birthday Card "You Dirty Pirate Hooker!" | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Adult Humor Birthday | Inconceivable Cards

Not all birthday wishes are meant to be respectful.
Some are meant to be legendary.

This wildly inappropriate (and deeply affectionate) birthday card is perfect for best friends, partners, and anyone who appreciates aggressive compliments and chaotic love. Not for coworkers. Probably not for your mom. Definitely for that friend.

Front Message:

Happy Birthday
You Dirty Pirate Hooker!

Details:

• A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

• Blank inside - because this greeting deserves follow-up commentary

• Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# cardstock

• Includes matching envelope

• Packaged in a compostable sleeve

• Ships in a biodegradable, recycled mailer

• Designed and printed by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts

Occasions:
Birthday | Best Friends |  Chaos Celebrations | Adult Humor