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"Retired From Youth" Funny Birthday Card, Happy Birthday, Frenemy, Thinking of You, Just Because Card
"Retired From Youth" Funny Birthday Card, Happy Birthday, Frenemy, Thinking of You, Just Because Card
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Because getting older doesn’t mean getting boring—it means you’ve graduated from youth with honors (and probably bad knees). This bluntly witty card is perfect for friends who laugh at their own creaks and groans—and for anyone who believes aging should come with a pension and a party.
Part of our OK Boomer! Collection — nostalgic humor for people who remember life before Wi-Fi and aren’t afraid to laugh about getting older. Created by Boomers, for Boomers (and the people who love giving them a hard time).
Dimensions
Dimensions
4.25" x 5.5"
Materials
Materials
120 lb hand-cut white cardstock
Premium white envelope — acid-free, archival, FSC & SFI fiber-sourcing certified
Compostable cellophane sleeve
