“If I Wanted to Be in Your Soap Opera…” Funny Drama Queen Card

Some people have problems. Other people have an entire season complete with plot twists, betrayals, and dramatic exits.

A perfectly snarky card for best friends, sisters, coworkers, or that gloriously dramatic person whose life somehow always feels like sweeps week.

Part of our Sass-phisticated Greetings collection—vintage glamour meets modern sarcasm, pairing fabulous faces from the past with the things we’re all thinking now.

Blank inside for your own completely unnecessary plot twist.