Retro "I'll Miss You" Funny Card for Her, Rude Card, Any Occasion Frenemy Card

True friendship means making sacrifices for the people you love. Just not that sacrifice.

A hilariously dark friendship card for best friends, siblings, partners, or anyone you’d miss terribly after saving yourself with the last parachute.

Part of our Sass-phisticated Greetings collection—vintage glamour meets modern sarcasm, pairing fabulous faces from the past with the things we’re all thinking now.

Blank inside for your own slightly more convincing declaration of devotion.