Three Amigos - Funny Insulting Birthday Card

Lucky Day: “Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.”

Ned Nederlander: “Wherever there is suffering, we’ll be there.”

Dusty Bottoms: “Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find—.”

ALL: "The THREE AMIGOS!"

This card is made to look like an old silent movie, just like the ones the Three Amigos starred in! Their outfits are glitter embossed - just like Hollywood stars should be!

SIZE: 4.25" x 5.5" [A2]

INSIDE: "Happy Birthday you

dirt - eating piece of slime!

You scum - sucking pig!

You son of a motherless goat!"

PAPER: 120 lb hand-cut white card stock

ENVELOPE: Premium White Envelope (Acid-free, archival, and FSC & SFI Fiber-Sourcing certified)

PACKAGING: Compostable cellophane sleeve 

SHIPPING: Biodegradable mailer

We love the earth & we use 100% recycled paper, envelopes & compostable or biodegradable mailers!