"You're the String to my Tampon" Funny Card, Happy Birthday, Anniversary, Thinking of You, Just Because Card (Copy)

Because nothing says “I love you” quite like bodily fluids and deep emotional co-dependency.

This wildly inappropriate (and weirdly touching) card is for the ride-or-die friend, partner, or sibling who’s always there to yank you out of life’s bloodiest disasters. Figuratively, of course. Hopefully.