When you've looked everywhere for the perfect card...time to think of the INCONCEIVABLE.

Collection: Birthday

Cards for celebrating another trip around the sun — funny, heartfelt, sarcastic, or somewhere in between. Because birthdays deserve more than a last-minute text.

Dumb and Dumber - "Don't You Go Dying on Me!" Funny Birthday Card

Dumb and Dumber - "Don't You Go Dying on Me!" Funny Birthday Card

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Dumb and Dumber - "Go Out And Put Out the Vibe!" Funny Birthday Card

Dumb and Dumber - "Go Out And Put Out the Vibe!" Funny Birthday Card

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Edgar Allan Poe Birthday Card - Gothic Literary Parody

Edgar Allan Poe Birthday Card - Gothic Literary Parody

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Einstein Birthday Card – Funny Relativity Old

Einstein Birthday Card – Funny Relativity Old

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Eminem Funny Birthday Card, Rapper Birthday Card, Rap Birthday Card, Pop Culture Card

Eminem Funny Birthday Card, Rapper Birthday Card, Rap Birthday Card, Pop Culture Card

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Ernest Hemingway Birthday Card - Funny Literary Greeting

Ernest Hemingway Birthday Card - Funny Literary Greeting

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ET - "Out of This World" Birthday Card

ET - "Out of This World" Birthday Card

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Exorcism Birthday Card

Exorcism Birthday Card

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Eye Exam "You Are F---ing Old" Funny Birthday Card, Card for Old People, Over the Hill, Rude Birthday Card

Eye Exam "You Are F---ing Old" Funny Birthday Card, Card for Old People, Over the Hill, Rude Birthday Card

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Fresh Prince "Stay Fresh" Funny Birthday Card, 90s Birthday Card

Fresh Prince "Stay Fresh" Funny Birthday Card, 90s Birthday Card

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Freud and Jung - Funny Birthday Card

Freud and Jung - Funny Birthday Card

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Funny "Age Where You Laugh Too Hard and Pee" Birthday Card For Her Old Age

Funny "Age Where You Laugh Too Hard and Pee" Birthday Card For Her Old Age

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Funny "All Aboard the Party Ship Card" Birthday card, new job card, congratulations card

Funny "All Aboard the Party Ship Card" Birthday card, new job card, congratulations card

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Funny "Annual Reminder" Birthday Card, Funny birthday card, Rude & Sarcastic Birthday Card, Thinking of You

Funny "Annual Reminder" Birthday Card, Funny birthday card, Rude & Sarcastic Birthday Card, Thinking of You

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Funny "At the Tone" Time Birthday Card for Gen X, Baby Boomers, Rude & Sarcastic Birthday Card, Thinking of You, Any Occasion

Funny "At the Tone" Time Birthday Card for Gen X, Baby Boomers, Rude & Sarcastic Birthday Card, Thinking of You, Any Occasion

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Funny "Damme, It's Your Birthday" Van Damme Birthday Card

Funny "Damme, It's Your Birthday" Van Damme Birthday Card

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